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PostSubject: fOR ANY GOLFER'S OUT THERE   22nd May 2008, 8:35 pm

An english, irish and scotsman were playing golf with their wives

The english man's wife steps up first, as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underware!

''Good god! why arent you wearing any knickers''

She replies ''Well you dont give me enough housekeeping to afford to buy any''

The english man immediately reaches into his pockets and says ''For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underware''


Next the irish man's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her shirt blows up to show she is wearing no undies!!

''Bejesus woman. Youve no knickers why not?''

She replies ''I cant afford any on the money you give me''

He reaches into his pocket and says '' For the sake of decency heres 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some''


Lastely the scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal she too is naked underneath.

''Hoot lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers''

She explains, ''You dont give me enough house keeping money to be able to afford any''

The scotsman reaches into his pocket and says ''For the sake of decency here's a comb tidy yourself up a bit!!!''
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